This is an incredible opportunity to snag a place to sleep in a cool urban space. Get your Z’s someplace with character. Our apartment has exactly the right combination of artsy ambiance, punk rock attitude and simple design so you can catch the gritty Burg vibe before the nayb turns into Battery Park. Local bands have done photo shoots here!

Sunny fails to remotely describe just how sunny your sleeping quarters will be. New awning offers extra coverage in case of unexpected precipitation event not predicted by Accuweather. Linens included! Steps from the L and just across the BQE from a cool organic supermarket. A stone’’s throw from Sputyen Duyvil and Black Betty and a short walk from everything on Grand Street.

420 friendly! Heavy drinkers and rock smokers cool too! We’re even down with cigarettes due to the superb state-of-the-art ventilation system! (Hey, everybody’s dealing with something.) As long as you’ve got the green, we’ve got the bed. Hourly rate–$5, Daily–$25, Weekly–$150. $500 takes it for the month!!!

(A note from Gowanus Lounge: While we couldn’’t resist, the fact is that someone is actually living here. A couple of weeks back we posted a shot of a sofa bed in this spot. Someone commented that somebody was living there. We thought it was a joke. When we strolled down Meeker Avenue, we found out that it was not. We are not trying to make light of people living on the street; we are only trying to poke fun at rents so high they might leave us all sleeping on the street someday.)