We see many Craigslist Missed Connections as we peruse them every week looking for our favorite. We have never, until now, seen one like this:

Girls on Stilts in Coney Island – m4w

There were 2 of you walking on stilts, you were wearing black pants & showing off your dance moves. You are devastating. Loved the stilts. Next time I see you drinks are on me.

Remember, this is for the female on stilts in the black pants. If you’re the other female on stilts, please ignore this.