If you think that learning about zoning is about as exciting as watching paint dry, you’re right. On the other hand, given that the future of every neighborhood in Brooklyn is won or lost during the zoning process and that everything that comes after is only the icing on the cake, not knowing about zoning is like trying to watch a football game without having any clue about the rules. So, if you want to learn, you might check out the South Brooklyn Accountable Development Initiative’s workshop “Demystifying Zoning,” which takes place on Thursday (8/16) from 2-5PM and from 6-9PM. (It’s the same workshop offered twice.) It will take place at the Fifth Avenue Committee’s office at 621 Degraw, which is between Third and Fourth Avenue. You’ve got to RSVP in order to attend. (We’re sure there’s a good reason for this, but we think it’s very unfortunate–a session this important should be open to last-minute attendees and anyone from the public that shows the interest in learning something about such a vital topic, should be given a pat on the back for showing up. The FAC should make it easy for everyone in the community to attend, so we hope they’re flexible and don’t exclude anyone). You can RSVP to dpowell (at) fifthave (dot) org. We don’t normally post phone numbers, but since RSVPs are requested and it’s short notice, call 718-237-2017, extension 148.

Here’s some official verbiage about the session:

In New York City, zoning laws determine how land can be used: from the height of buildings, to the distance between factories and housing, to requirements about parking and open space. In the near future, the City will consider zoning changes in parts of Sunset Park and around the Gowanus Canal, including parts of lower Park Slope and Carroll Gardens, which may radically transform these neighborhoods. Join us as we uncover the meaning behind the jargon so that we may demand zoning that truly serves our communities.

The workshop is a joint production of the Fifth Avenue Committee and the Pratt Center for Community Development. The session will be in both English and Spanish.