“I am looking for a woman who marched in the Mermaid Parade in 2007. White, early-mid thirties, light brown hair, VERY PREGNANT. She’d painted her belly to look like the planet Earth. My friend took a gorgeous picture of her and I am DYING to use it for a photo/visual art project I’m producing, but need her permission. My friend said the baby’s due date was July 10th. If you think you might know where I can find her, please email me. Leads leading to my finding and securing permission of photo use will receive full astrology chart AND a tarot reading–plus beer.”–Craigslist