It’s Sunday, which means that it’s time for another episode of Brooklyn Craigslist Missed Connections. This week, we again turn to the topic of a near mishap that results in lust:

You almost ran me over! – m4w (Bedford & N. 8th)

At about 11:45 AM you almost committed vehicular homicide on me. Had I survived, I would have had to sue your ass for a million kisses to make it better. You weren’t looking where you were going and so I tapped on your hood to let you know I was there trying to cross the street. You were startled and said sorry, I smiled. If you can describe your appearance and the color of your car, I’ll know it’s you.

We also found something compelling about this post, so we’re throwing it in as a bonus:

Dressing and Undressing – w4m – 23 (Williamsburg)

We might have been the only people left in the thrift store tonight, right before it closed. We sort of ran into each other outside the dressing rooms. I smiled at you but didn’t say anything. You were cute, but I was wearing something sort of ugly and leathery (perhaps pleathery). The next time, it was a see-through dress. I wonder if this made you uncomfortable because when I was paying, I saw you trying shirts on by a mirror on the opposite side of the room. The last one looked good. I hope you bought it.

And those are this week’s choices.