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Disconnected in Brooklyn: the First Ikea Missed Connection

June 1st, 2008 · No Comments

The Red Hook Ikea won’t even be open for another 17 days, but we have our first Ikea Missed Connection to share as our Sunday Brooklyn Missed Connection of the week. It involves lust among the workers setting up the store. Here is is:

We work in the new, big blue and yellow building in Brooklyn. – m4m
I’m an out of town guest and work in the same big blue and yellow building. I’ve noticed you several times thru-out my stay here…at the workplace. You’re in charge of the “building team”. You’re hispanic and have very sexy tattoos on your right arm. I keep staring at you whenever we pass each other….You give me the most charming smile. I’m not sure if you’re gay but you’re very straight acting and hot, man!! I wish I could know you better….maybe?

We look forward to so many more Missed Connection from Ikea.

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