If this is not the most bizarre real estate marketing video we’ve ever seen, we don’t know what is. It’s so weird and bad that it’s wet yourself funny. Seriously, if you didn’t catch it on the Curbed post yesterday we heartily recommend that you watch it now. This is some of the writing that goes along with it. Daphne, who stars in the vid and, uh, lives at 358 Grove in Bushwick, wants you there and works in “a local pizza parlor”:

Hey guys, my name is Daphne B and I am 24 years old. Basically, I grew up on Long Island, with my type-A, proper and overprotective parents and a picture perfect older sister (who went to Harvard and graduated with honors). Vomit. I guess I am the black sheep of my family, the one who always got in trouble in high school and ended up dropping out of college. I finally moved out of my parents house about a month ago and finally enjoying life in an awesome place on Grove st. in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Right now, I am trying to save up some money so I got a job at a local pizza parlor and life..s been pretty good : )

Be warned that it’s kind of early in the morning for this kind of thing.