We debated between an angry Brooklyn Missed Connection about a Hipster and a Herpster for this August Sunday and a romantic one and opted for the latter. Here it is:

Dumont Burger – u in a tube top dress with a smile as big as an ocean – m4w (bedford)

looking to craigslist as a way to postpone regret…i mean, how many times do two people need to make eye-contact before an intro is warranted? I suppose with us, it had to be at least one more…You were with your friends, two women and a man; I was with my roommate. Our tables were not that far apart, but the distance seemed like a vast abyss. When I left, I was prepared to forget. But then, on an Eastbound L-train, a moment before “stand clear of the closing doors..” i saw you again on the platform, waiting for the train to take you the opposite direction. If you see this, and you wish to make eye-contact with me at least one more time, write. Me: short hair, glasses, dark grey t-shirt, jeans, clunky black shoes– being clark kent (plain clothes to mask the superhero).

Please read and hook up.