“Like a good ‘citizen journalist,’ I’ve been keeping tabs on the aftermath of Saturday’s riot hipster pseudo-mob party thing. Turns out, five people ended up being arrested for things like “resisting arrest” and ‘inciting a riot.’ That’s interesting that when other people pull someone the other direction as he is being grabbed by a cop, it is the person being grabbed’s resistance! I think the NYPD should invest in some lessons in physics to provide cops along with their first-class police training. It is also amusing that playing good music and sprinkling water droplets are not only illegal, but considered things that are capable of inciting riots. I will be extremely careful now to only play Cold Play and Fall Out Boy at work, otherwise the customers may start chanting and smashing computers!”–Stuff Hipsters Don’t Like