We always enjoy a Brooklyn Missed Connection that involves some some form of personal injury or near personal injury. For instance, this one from Summer Screen at McCarren Pool:

i kicked you in the head last night (by accident) at summerscreen – w4w – 19 (Greenpoint)

you are easily one of the most beautiful girls i’ve ever seen i could hardly keep my eyes off of the back of your head while it was light out. but really, i’m sorry for kicking your head. i wanted to say sorry, but i felt like if i opened my mouth i’d say a whole lot more than sorry.

We assume it was during the final screening of the season, of Rushmore, last week.