Prudential Douglas Elliman, which isn’t particularly known for sending out outrageous emails, sent one out yesterday saying it was “opening its can of whoop-ass in Brooklyn.” It’s promoting a property at 306 Washington Avenue in Clinton Hill that’s on the market for $1.9 million, which works out to $406 per square foot and saying that the price will “get those doggone buyers off their behinds.” You know, because their asses are being whooped.–Curbed