We never go into that other borough, but Chief Correspondent E.C. Stephens brought this to our attention and, heck, it’s Thanksgiving Week and everybody’s thinking about traveling and dinner anyway, so into Manhattan we go:

Pied me in Times Square – w4m – 33 (Midtown)
You stopped me at 46th and Broadway and asked me for the time — after I gave it to you, you shoved a cream pie in my face and left while I was wiping my eyes. Would love to meet you again…..

So, here, we suppose the question is, is it physical attraction or, maybe, you know, revenge of some interesting kind?