In these trying financial times in a city with exorbitant rent prices that rarely falter, we’re all looking for an easy way out of deciding if we’re going to pay that cell phone bill, rent or get another night of drinking in at the local watering hole. Some of us, however, don’t have the financial woes and are just looking for an easy fantasy to come true instead. Here, for instance, is a Burg CL Casual Encounter that seeks to combine well, real estate and a little bit of master and servant stuff:

Free Rent for a submissive girl in need – m4w – 38 (Williamsburg)

Ok I know what I have to offer isn’t for everyone and for this I am sorry but what I am offering is for a submissive girl who is just tired of paying rent. I have a big loft in Williamsburg and I have a room available. Now I work all the time and am out of town allot so I have no time to find a girlfriend nor do I want one. What I am looking for is a playful submissive that will exchange her generosity for rent. So if you need to catch up, save money, or just tired of paying rent drop me a line.

Sigh. If only I were single and on the hunt for an adult trust fund hipster… and could submit. Also, does the submission stuff involve housework?
—Vaduzuvunt