Oh, there were so many CL Missed Connection choices this week. Yesterday, we focused on the scumbags that pissed us off. (Vitriolic? About people with sphincters for souls? Us? Never!) But we digress. Here’s a fun one we passed up in favor of our bitterness about the lowlife scumbags laughing at a poor homeless dude who pissed himself:

HOT punk girl in Brooklyn and on Bedford – m4w – 29 (Brooklyn (L))

I doubt a girl like you would ever check Missed Connections, but I’ll give it a try. I see you everywhere: at Rock Star bar, different shows, twice I’ve stayed on and saw you get off at the Morgan stop on the L (but your always listening to your headphones which makes it hard to approach you). Whenever I see you off the train you’re always surrounded by guys who seem to enjoy your company. Don’t know if that means you have a partner or not.

Yesterday, I saw you on Bedford and was trying to come up with an excuse to compliment you on your combat boots Or compliment you on anything. But you walked into a coffeeshop and I was headed in another direction. You have this tough facade but I know it must be that cos you’re so tiny and cute that it must be part of the act (Granted you could probably kick some ass). YOU: Have fair skin black hair, dark eyes, a septum piercing and typically wear all black. Your eyes are beautiful! Dear short and dark haired punk girl with the Conflict patch on the back of your jacket, I’m not punk or goth but I think you’re banging. I want you to be my Sheena. If anybody sees this and knows her show her. Or at least tell me where I can bump into her. Seeing her on the L train time and time again is starting to drive me crazy.

Sheena. Sheena. Sheena.