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We found this little gem on Craigslist and thought we’d share. It’s about what someone did in 2008 vs. what they want to 2009. We believe that it has meaning, if not wisdom:

2008 confessions, accomplishments/2009 resoulutions
Last NYE I was with a Jerk, now I’m alone. Which one is better?
2008:
1- New Apartment
2- Crashed my car twice
3- New Car
4- New Boyfriend
5- Jerk exboyfriend screwed with my view in relationships
6- Meaningless sex
7- More meaningless sex
2009:
1- Quit smoking
2- No more meaningless sex
3- Be a better/happier person

Runner Up for 2009: New Years Resolution: No More Scat Porn