We can’t pass up Park Slope Food Coop Missed Connections, expecially ones involving olives and mozarella:

Park Slope Co-op Food Processing shift (last night 6-8:30pm) – w4m – 29 (Park Slope)

Okay. Fine. I thought you were kind of cute and possibly shy. I’m seeking the olive packaging boy that was laughing at my jokes and wearing plaid pants. You were doing a make up shift on Monday, January 5 from 6-8:30pm. It’s my usual A week Monday night shift and I felt too awkward to ask your name. I was wearing the leopard print glasses and my responsibilities included: Mozzarella whole milk, part skim and plain goat cheese. After our shift, I bought 3 scan-able food items, so I could quickly exit. You don’t seem like the type to read missed connections, but hopefully you see this posting.

We are enamored of the listing of all the cheeses. She wants you Olive Boy.