There was an abundance of riches on Missed Connections this week and we put several in the reserve bin because they were amusing. Here’s a dude looking for an Albanian hottie. And if he can’t find this particular one, he’ll take any Albanian hottie. (Warning contains crudely expressed lusty thoughts.) Enjoy:

Albanian hottie i am obsessed with you – m4w – 29 (Brooklyn)
You are my friends girl, and i am fucking obsessed with you. I think you are so fucking hot, and would fuck you till you couldn’t take no more. Only problem is that i can’t really say anything. Soo, if you send me your face pic, and if your “her” i hope we could hook up. I am just hoping you would see this.
Even if your not her and are albanian, i would like to consider hooking up.

Albanian hotties of Brooklyn, this is your chance. He’s up for it.