And now, we turn to our favorite Sunday feature–and one that we missed dearly during our short absence: our Sunday Brooklyn Craigslist Missed Connection. Today’s selection is short and to the point, and we must say the point is kind of sharp:

god DAMN the wedding finger……G – m4w – 23 (bedstuy)

i was behind you when you did your little “impatience waddle” behind the slow walkers transferring to the G…lol that was cute…got my attention…then after I sat across from you I saw the ring……….damn the ring………i’m hoping maybe its just there for show???

Oh, yeah, they’re always just for show.