Chief correspondent E.C. Stephens, brought this CL Listing to our attention yesterday. We must say that it does have that GL something to it:

Crutches for the Tall Daredevil in your Life (East Williamsburg)

Some crutches for someone in need. –or– Could also be a good Christmas/Hanuka present for your hypochondriac cousin –or– Could be a good peace offering for your diminutive landlady who really can’t reach that top shelf –or– You could buy it as a preparatory measure for your friend who insists on riding his or her fixed gear bicycle on the BQE. Fits a person 5’10” to 6’6″. If you are unfortunate enough to be buying these crutches for yourself, please send that friend who owes you that favor to: THE MONTROSE STOP OFF THE L TRAIN. send me an e-mail ahead of time and I will meet you there. I’m the guy holding crutches.

It is different.