This isn’t so much a Brooklyn Missed Connection as a rant, but since this is the thing we saw this week that moved us the most on CL Missed Connections, we figured we’d go with it. It has that certain something that only a rant can have:

Slobber King and Queen at Buttermilk.
Ever thought about getting a room? Your makeout fest is getting old. It’s making our drinks unappetizing. Please go slobber over each other in private not over the bar or at least do your business in the bathroom. Next time, we’re taking bets on how far you go. You aren’t in high school anymore. It’s not the Springer show either. Where were you raised? A trailer park. Get some class fast please.

The other bar patrons.

Runner Up:
“I Like Your Robot,” “I Like Your Dress” Conversation at Sound Fix