Every now and then we put a couple of Craigslist Missed Brooklyn Missed Connections in reserve for a weekday because they move us. So it is with the very short tale of tears and dropped ice cream on Bedford Avenue:

clumsy girl at penny licks – m4w – 25

outside penny licks on thursday, about 8:30 pm. you were sitting with a guy in sunglasses and laughing. i saw you accidentally drop the cone all over your pants, then you got all flustered and he just got up and left and you cried. you looked hot.

For every cloud, a silver lining.