“The borders between Park Slope and Gowanus are as follows: If you see people with double wide carriages you are in Park Slope. If you see a guy with a shopping cart loaded with garbage and car fenders you are in Gowanus.”–Shooting Friday Night in Gowanus or Just “Gunplay”?
Entries Tagged as 'On the Sofa'
On the Sofa: Daily Edition
January 28th, 2009 · 3 Comments
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On the Sofa: Daily Edition
November 23rd, 2008 · 6 Comments
“GL posts a lot of great stuff, but sometimes goes off the insane-o-meter. This is probably the worst example of journalism I have seen GL post. There are a number of anecdotal complaints about one ER which becomes the headline: ‘Slopers Continue Venting About Methodist Hospital ER Shitshow’. Methodist is no worse and no better […]
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On the Sofa: Daily Edition
November 21st, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa: Daily Edition
“Can we arrest these people for fraud, already?”–GL Day Ender: How to Avoid Being Energy Scammed
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
September 17th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
The John Jay kids are a terror; we avoid 7th Ave. during after-school hours. Last time we tried to shop around 3, my daughter emerged from the fish store at 3rd St. and 7th Aves. into a melee, girls shrieking and rolling in the street, pummelling each other, pulling out hair extensions, and screeching curses […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
September 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment
“My husband and I own the Big Blue House, 271 9th Street and also own and operate Slope Music…As far as the color of the building goes there is a back story. The house has Landmark status which has been nothing but a pain for us. The Landmark status given to neighborhoods and homes is […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
September 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“I am so freaked out by the Brooklyn Heights raccoon!! A few weeks ago he was sitting on my deck Willow and Cranberry – doors were closed and he was watching my sweet little doggie eat his treat. I have had nitemares ever since! What can we do??!!!”–Bklink: Brooklyn Heights Raccoon
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
“Our bills are always astronomical because we have a huge poorly insulated wooden house; if the bill from BUG/Keyspan/”National Grid” arrived saying “One gazillion dollars,” we would just sit glassy-eyed and pay it. HOWEVER, on a related topic, a neighbor reports that her husband was almost menaced by a nasty Grid representative IN PERSON bitching […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 27th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“what is this? stepford slope! Do you people need to monitor and micromanage even the use of words!!!! What a travesty. ps- Have you seen the fountain? It is beautiful and has made more people smile than anything I have ever seen . I live on its block.—pps — get a life. by the way– […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 24th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“I sense big box retail on the Revere lot and the two bus lots. Ramburg and I believe Red Hook Marble are leaving. I’m afraid that Brooklyn Brewery has probably assessed all available space. They are getting priced out. When the economy recovers big box retailers and aggressive luxury residential developers will be the only […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“I used to work for one of the two advertising (now there is only one) companies that do gorilla advertising here in NYC . There is very little thought put into those ads placed out there on the street and in your face, well less then you would think. These types of ads are part […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 17th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
Just this morning I noticed windows finally being placed in these big cinderblobs, which had mystified me too. “Luxury rentals,” heh. This place looks for all the world like a college dorm, which I imagine is exactly the purpose it’ll serve if the stream of NYU students rotating annually through my building nearby is any […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments
(Exceptionally negative reaction to the big fence put up so no one in Prospect Park could get the slightest glimpse of the Bob Dylan concert continues.) “The fence was an abomination, a real slap in the face of taxpayers. The bandshell is in a public park; it’s not a private concert hall. If you feel […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments
“Dylan’s concert sold out quite fast because the Prospect Park bandshell is a very small venue for such a superstar. Thereafter, the tickets were being sold for outrageous prices like 500 and 600 dollars online. It would have sold out whether the fence was see-through or not. Why not allow the majority of fans to […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 7th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“A friend of mine was actually on the playground and apparently it was pretty scary. Police were called when there was no adult claiming the kid for almost 45 minutes. Not the typical ‘not doing her job’ thing from what I heard. Looked like the kid could have ended up on the cover of the […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“The wine bar on the corner of Hoyt and Union (directly below us), is a complete nuisance. We are constantly battling with them about noise, they continually stay open, or at least operating, until 2 or 3AM in the morning, with music blasting. Our 2 year old can not sleep, and is sometimes forced to […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
August 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“We love passing the Union St. Holiday Inn and seeing the faces of the visitors as they emerge, blinking, into the grim daylight…the ‘RIP Raul’ mural…the flat-fix shop. We can imagine them saying, “Biff–they said this was in Park Slope!” My husband, who works in museum management, suggested the technique of using ‘human arrows’–people holding […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment
“That place was great. 5th ave looks like shit with all these new buildings everywhere, who’s moving into these they all look vacant to me, the developers and greedy owners of the condo building are ruthless and don’t care how they are affecting my neighborhood. They stole my view of Manhattan from my apt. that […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment
“Parking in the bike lane should definitely be ticketed, but cops aren’t going to do it. I have called 311 but I’m really not sure how effective of a process this is. If you report someone who is not respecting bicyclists on the road, can that pass for a someone driving recklessly? What happens if […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 28th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“We went tonight with our 2 year old and honestly there were no such events. When I asked the guy taking the tickets where I could park my stroller he looked at me like I was from another planet.”–Stroller Olympics at Cyclones Game Today
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 24th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“The very idea that Marty Markowitz supports historical preservation in any shape or form is downright laughable. If it was up to him, the whole borough would be razed to the ground and replaced with high rise towers and box stores.”–Markowitz Calls for Demolition of Admiral’s Row & “Food Justice”
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“The management of N. 11th has been very responsive anytime we (as neighbors) have had a complaint. All you have to do is call them and talk to them (I know, a novel idea). When neighbors of ours complained about the tiny styrofoam the offered to come over and clean it up. When another person […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 17th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“I’ve seen several elderly gentlemen in williamsburg (including my former neighbor) tearing down fliers from lamposts, construction fencing, etc, like it was their job. I don’t know why they do it, but in my neighbor’s case i think he believed the telephone pole outside our building to be his personal property. The key is to […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 16th, 2008 · 2 Comments
“The familial piece of the story makes this more complicated. But the issue of soaring rents and closing businesses is a common and troubling one throughout the borough (and beyond). After the initial sadness of these closings fade, many are left wanting recourse, action. Is there room for public suasion in this case– and, indeed, […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 12th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“The issue is not with lack of interest in buying condos, but in the increasingly more difficult ability to get credit in the wake of the subprime mortgage mess. The days of handing out credit to every Tom, Dick or Harry are over, and people are going to need to shore up their finances if […]
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On the Sofa, Daily Edition
July 10th, 2008 · Comments Off on On the Sofa, Daily Edition
“I was a kid in the neighborhood in the late 30’s and shined shoes in front of Diamonds with my Friend who would become my Brother in law after the war. I remember a Packard touring car pulling up to the curb and several men in long coats got out and went into the bar […]
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