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Entries Tagged as 'Signs Under Siege'

Signs Under Siege: No Parking, Satan Included

February 5th, 2009 · Comments Off on Signs Under Siege: No Parking, Satan Included

[Photo courtesy of Miss Heather] This comes from S. 5 Street on the Southside of Williamsburg and whether the sign has the proper DOT permit or not, we think we’d skip parking here.

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Signs Under Siege: Mixed Signals

January 23rd, 2009 · Comments Off on Signs Under Siege: Mixed Signals

[Photo courtesy of Miss Heather] This is from George Street in Bushwick. Because of the way the sign is pointing and the Cathedral of Joy Church of God sort of juxtaposed like that Miss Heather has titled this baby “Highway to Hell.”

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Signs Under Seige: Bent Out of Shape

December 13th, 2008 · Comments Off on Signs Under Seige: Bent Out of Shape

As long as you can read the reg upside down and a little curved, you’ll be fine. This comes from Williamsburg, naturally.

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Signs Under Siege: Things Get Political

November 14th, 2008 · Comments Off on Signs Under Siege: Things Get Political

We never knew that closing sidewalks in Wiliamsburg was Republican propaganda until we came across this sign on Union Avenue. Now we know.

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Signs Under Siege: Bashed Down Bus Stop on Flatbush Ave.

October 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

We found this bus stop sign, that had clearly had an unpleasant encounter with an automobile, on Flatbush Avenue. What we can say is: we didn’t notice anyone even giving it a second look.

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Signs Under Siege: Don’t Park During Sextime!!!

October 20th, 2008 · Comments Off on Signs Under Siege: Don’t Park During Sextime!!!

You get two guesses as to which neighborhood in which we found this newly-altered sign. If you guessed that it ends in …burg, you’re right! And, why not, it’s the Sex Capital of Brooklyn. Sadly, it wasn’t across the street from Union Pool, but it was within a couple of blocks, making it extra meaningful. […]

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Signs Under Siege: TV Sticker Head

September 9th, 2008 · Comments Off on Signs Under Siege: TV Sticker Head

[Photo courtesy of The Loopweaver/GL Flickr Pool] This interestingly altered sign comes to us from Park Slope. The photographer writes: “Another sign altered by the clever placement of a sticker…This one says we should keep our eyes peeled for pedestrians with TV’s for heads. “

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Signs Under Seige: A Little Confused

August 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Uh, we know which way they should go, but these signs at N. 7 and Wythe in Williamsburg might leave a driver or two who was looking at which way the cars are parked scratching his or her head.

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Say What–Mowed Down

August 7th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Mowed Down

We don’t know what happened to the signs at the corner of N. 9 Street and Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, but it does seem like it was violent. We are guessing they are victims of a vehicular homicide.

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Say What–No Parking Fallen in Gowanus

July 26th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–No Parking Fallen in Gowanus

This severed sign comes from Seventh Street in Gowanus.

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Say What: Vanderbilt Yards Parking Restrictions

July 23rd, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: Vanderbilt Yards Parking Restrictions

[Photo courtesy of threecee/GL Flickr Pool] This amusing image from the Vanderbilt Yards (aka Atlantic Yards site) comes to us courtesy of Tracy Collins via our GL Flickr Pool. Whatever you do, do not park in this spot. For many reasons, all of them having nothing to do with the fallen sign.

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Say What: Bedford Avenue Crutches

July 18th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: Bedford Avenue Crutches

[Photo courtesy of Miss Heather] Here’s an interesting addition to a sign at Bedford Avenue and N. 5 Street in Williamsburg that Miss Heather captured recently. We have no idea how they got there or why, but they’re certainly interesting.

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Say What–Needs Replacement

June 28th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Needs Replacement

There are many alternate side parking signs being replaced in Park Slope. So many, in fact, that alternate side rules have been famously suspended until further notice, leading to complaints by some residents that it’s harder to park and that the streets are dirtier. We haven’t noticed either to particularly be the case, but we […]

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Say What: No Entry

June 26th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: No Entry

[Photo courtesy of Miss Heather] There are still some googly eyes here and there in Williamsburg from a bunch that were pasted everywhere a couple of years ago. This pair, for instance, survives on a “No Entry” sign at McCarren Pool.

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Say What–Alternate Side Guessing Game

June 18th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Alternate Side Guessing Game

No, this sign isn’t from Park Slope, site of this summer’s Alternate Side Parking Follies (where some people say the temporary suspension of alternate side parking has made parking harder and some say it’s made no difference whatsoever). It’s from Williamsburg, where a bunch of signs on the South Side have been altered, perhaps to […]

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Say What–Watch the Bike

June 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Watch the Bike

This pedestrian crossing sign in Gowanus at Union and Bond Streets has been leaning more and more and more. Yesterday, it seemed to be warning pedestrians of the bike that a child had momentarily left at the crosswalk.

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Say What: Way on Wythe

May 27th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: Way on Wythe

Talk about signs that get screwed up when construction happens, this former One Way sign that has become a “Way” sign on Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg is deserving of a DOT Award for Creative Altered Signage. Serious kudos to the contractors for the excellent work.

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Say What: Spraypainted No Parking

May 21st, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: Spraypainted No Parking

This “No Parking” except Sunday has not only been attached to some scaffolding it has also been attacked with black spraypaint. It can be found on Wythe Avenue near the Williamsburg Bridge.

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Say What: Lee & Ross

May 13th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: Lee & Ross

This sign is from Lee Avenue and Ross Street in South Williamsburg, and the Ross part of the pair has acquired some significant curvature.

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Say What: Brookspring Edition

May 12th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What: Brookspring Edition

This is one of our favorite “Say What” photos yet, as it combines the beauty of spring with an obstructed street sign. This sign in Cobble Hill is also tagged up, but what makes it perfect are the beautiful crataegus flowers. The kind of flowers they are is not something we know, but what we […]

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Signs Under Seige: Nailed on Keap Street

May 7th, 2008 · Comments Off on Signs Under Seige: Nailed on Keap Street

This sign on Keap Street in Williamsburg has come to an inglorious end, although it would appear that automobile or vandals are the culprits rather than the nearby construction.

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Signs Under Siege: Greenpoint is Smoking

May 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off on Signs Under Siege: Greenpoint is Smoking

This specimen comes from Diamond Street in Greenpoint, which Miss Heather, who sent us the photo, points out may be NYC’s most smoking neighborhood. So, it’s no surprise that this sign on Diamond Street carries a sort of pro-smoking message.

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Say What–Busted No Right Turn

April 28th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Busted No Right Turn

This “No Right Turn” comes from Noble Street in Greenpoint. It is next to a putrid-smelling chicken factory, which is, of course, on the left of the sign.

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Say What–Another Construction Victim

April 22nd, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Another Construction Victim

Our innate powers of observation tell us that this parking sign, which we found on Bedford Avenue, was clearly a victim of construction. Further analysis seems to show that it was felled by some sort of street work rather than building development. Nonetheless, it is down for the count.

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Tags: Signs Under Siege · Williamsburg

Say What–Herkimer & St. Andrew

April 20th, 2008 · Comments Off on Say What–Herkimer & St. Andrew

This bent up sign comes from Herkimer and St. Andrew in what either Bed-Stuy or Crown Heights depending on one’s view of the neighborhood lines of demarcation. It was sent our way by Miss Heather, naturally.

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